She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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