Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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