I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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