anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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