check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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