that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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