The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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