you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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