i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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