Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
