too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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