I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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