We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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