I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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