i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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