ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it because I queefed?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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