i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
