the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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