I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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