I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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