I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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