It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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