from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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