your thong is hanging out like whoa
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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