My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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