he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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