Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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