Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
His nipple licking is glorious
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