Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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