So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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