Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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