Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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