...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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