She announced her abortion via fbk
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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