i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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