it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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