4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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