Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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