Soap is not a condiment
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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