how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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