She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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