You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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