This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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