ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize