Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
