Well apparently he's into motor boating.
4 words: hood of his car
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We are all done wearing pants today
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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