Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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