I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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