i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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