Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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