Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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