yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
