Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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