He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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