stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
did you just send me my own nude
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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