Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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